I got a letter the other day from this lady.
Her name is Angela and she claims she was handed an envelope with a list of people that were experiencing dire circumstances in every aspect of their life; financial and emotional, and that my name was on the list and it was then, during a divination session, that she had a spontaneous vision, something that occurs very rarely....
Whew ! How was that for a run on sentence ?
I'm warning you - this next part is scary !
She saw that there's a shadow zone standing in the way of my happiness at this time and that the atmosphere around me is charged with negativity. Angela, is very worried about me.
What a sweet woman !! I'm impressed, as Angela lives a long ways from me - in the Netherlands. Her powers must be awesome !
I was wondering though, is there anyone else out there that knows about this list? I feel so uniformed right now.
Because she's such a kind and caring woman, she cannot simply sit by and do nothing. She wants to give me help and believe it or not, she does not do this for just any old joe !! Golly gosh - She's already like a Grandmother to me. Where has this woman been all my pitiful life ?!
Wait - there's more !
The best part was the second envelope.
This is almost as exciting as "The Da Vinci Code" isn't it ?
Between you and me - I could not get this second envelope opened fast enough. I was gagging to see what was inside. Surprise ! It was a testimonial letter from this young woman - Julie Preston. A copy of a hand written letter - both sides full - explaining how miserable her life use to be.
Crikey ! I was in tears after reading this letter. The poor girl has suffered so much. She felt as if everyone in her life was conspiring against her; neighbours with evil intentions, jealous work colleagues and if that wasn't enough, she was surrounded by negative vibrations that were impregnating her environment - which was being caused by objects in her house. Lordy, lordy that wretched child !
Julie explained in her letter, that for a mere £15 ($22.26) I too, could discover the beneficial power of the "Authentic Ring of Light" that has been kept a mystery until now. She went on to say, The moment I started wearing the Ring, I began to have a strange sensation....
A strange sensation - eh ?
Which leads me to believe they must include some kind of pills with this offer. I mean - look at how she's smiling !!
The "Authentic Ring of Light" - a replica worn by the Pharaohs of ancient Egypt - creates a sphere of protection around the person wearing it, placing them out of reach from any harmful attack.
Listen to this amazing story....
Soon after she put the ring on, Julie was involved in a serious accident - hit by a truck while driving to work. The shock was terrible but she managed to get out of her car unhurt. Julie considers this a miracle, since her car was a total loss.
I wasn't quite convinced about the ring until I read this last bit - The "Authentic Ring of Light" is a powerful weapon, capable of destroying any attempt by the evil eye to do you harm.
And as a bonus - it protects from evil spells.
Why didn't they say this in the first place ?!
It reeled me in. I just knew I had to order this magical talisman.
But I had to hurry because there are only so many left - yikes !!
Well - I signed those forms faster than you could whistle "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and ran as fast as my little, fat legs could go and posted it straight away via airmail. Hope it gets there in time.
I know I shouldn't have, but I used my mad money.
or should I say my - barking mad - money.
Angela, you have forever changed my life.
I am a believer - thank you !
P.S. - please do not forget to send those "sensation pills."
Thanks again,
Marsha